what are you doing looking into the spooky depths of my crotch!! git out pig!! out you vile fiend!!..well.. while you're here.. here it goes..
(yeah i got bored, dont ask)
I am the dirty little secret you're not supposed to talk about Hello.. you have entered my Matrix..
Name's Heather. you can call me Pokey, im always waitin for my ruca.. i ... forgot.. i dont really know why youre reading this.. you know that i am controling your every thought! I NEEED YOUR BRAIN!! mine is currently in wonderland right now XD i used to live in a box with poke_my_arm (Umpy) then she farted... ahh i miss my cupcake i smoke the almighty Ganja.. would you like a nother sluurpy? git in my cab you muther Fooker.. HOLD THE BOWL HIGHER! DONT BE AFRAID TO USE YOUR HANDS! BEG!!... The.. End♥
(terrible pic i know)
=i hate country but i like this song= :This is what happens when Whiskey loves a girl: "Whiskey Lullaby" - Brad Paisley She put him out like the burnin' end of a midnight cigarette She broke his heart he spent his whole life tryin' to forget We watched him drink his pain away a little at a time But he never could get drunk enough to get her off his mind Until the night He put that bottle to his head and pulled the trigger And finally drank away her memory Life is short but this time it was bigger Than the strength he had to get up off his knees We found him with his face down in the pillow With a note that said I'll love her till I die And when we buried him beneath the willow The angels sang a whiskey lullaby The rumors flew but nobody knew how much she blamed herself For years and years she tried to hide the whiskey on her breath She finally drank her pain away a little at a time But she never could get drunk enough to get him off her mind Until the night She put that bottle to her head and pulled the trigger And finally drank away his memory Life is short but this time it was bigger Than the strength she had to get up off her knees We found her with her face down in the pillow Clinging to his picture for dear life We laid her next to him beneath the willow While the angels sang a whiskey lullaby
QUOTES! The moment you compromise your ideals you take a leading step towards mediocrity. -Moliere
*Dream as if you're going to live forever, Live as if you're going to die tomorrow. (smoke as if it were your last)*
*It's not the destination that matters, it's the journey that gets you there.*
♥"Pour me all your sorrows And I'll drink till you are dry I'll love you in the mornin' Christ, I'll love ya till you die I'll never leave so never grieve I'll be back before ya know"♥ -Flogging Molly-
::My Quotes:: "Rock out with your cock out!" <~~ not really mine.. but i like it all the same ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Clinton likes to party between two bushes! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ (this one is mine) "School institutes learning, Learning imparts knowledge, Knowledge is power, Power corrupts, Therefore..."
I belive in the chaos thory.. heres something to think about.. ::The Chaos Theory:: This effect came to be known as the butterfly effect. The amount of difference in the starting points of the two curves is so small that it is comparable to a butterfly flapping its wings. (now isnt this irony for ya?!) The flapping of a single butterfly's wing today produces a tiny change in the state of the atmosphere. Over a period of time, what the atmosphere actually does diverges from what it would have done. So, in a month's time, a Tsunami that would have devastated the Indonesian coast doesn't happen. Or maybe one that wasn't going to happen, does. (Ian Stewart, Does God Play Dice? The Mathematics of Chaos, pg. 141)
::Movies I Like:: Anything with Johnny Depp in it, Legends of the Fall, The Nightmare Before Christmas, The Others, Sleepy Hollow, Edward Sissor Hands, Pirates of The Caribbean, What's Eating Gilbert Grape, Don Juan DeMarco, The Crow, Alice In Wonderland, The Labrinth, The Last Unicorn <~~ im a NERD, The Neverending Story <~~god im a nerd, LOTR, Armageddon, Scary Movie 1,2+3, Scream, Orange County, Dances With Wolves, Forest Gump, A Walk In The Clouds, Rain Man, Riding In Cars With Boys, Pretty Woman, South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut, Horse Whisperer, Gone With The Wind, The Notebook.. and other things that are funny, that i cry in, or that are really scary, and have a major twist in the end ( i probably forgot the rest faves..oops) **shows, but still i like them** ~~> The Twilight Zone, The Three Stooges, South Park, Insomniac, Ghost Hunters, Proof Positive, Psychic Detectives, some other things on the Sci-Fi channel.. and other things i forgot about..
Sublime, Misfits, Flogging Molly, Dropkick Murphys, The Exploited, The Casualties, Anti-Flag, Black Flag, Social Distortion, Grateful Dead, Van Halen, Billy Idol, Dead Kennedys, [Sub][hum][ans], System of A Down, Led Zeppelin, ACDC, Godsmack, Guns 'n' Roses, Metallica, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Rob Zombie, Pink Floyd, Queen, Rock... alot of Punk, some scarry dark music.. some electronica.. and loads of Classical Rock. alot of shit i like that i didnt list.. cause im lazy like that :) ask me for more :D
Anything chocolate, Instrumental music, Sci-Fi, The feeling of being high, Good report cards are always nice, Getting drunk, Talking to people that are drunk (its always a good laugh) Finding an un-expected 10 dollar bill in dirty laundry pockets :) Slow-flowing rivers, And sleeping kittens <~~ aww
When dryers eat my socks, Stupid people, Athority, Hippocrits, Politics, Bush + Kerry, Bad Sex, When food drips on newly cleaned clothes, Flying for a long period of time, Waking up at the ass-crack of dawn, Being without money in a time of neeeed, Eating something spicy and in 12 hours..RING OF FIRE!!, *if on period* When you get up from sitting for a long time.. and it all of a sudden it decides to.. SPLOOSH!! *it then becomes worse if you're wearing white undies* 'nuff said.
YOU LOVE MARS MAN! YES YOU DO! HIS KITTENS WILL RAIN COCONUTS ON YOUR PITTIFUL CITY!! muahahaha!! ♥WELP! Thats me!♥ ~End Transmission~ And the moral is: Listen to your navel.. it knows things!